Monthly Archives: March 2013
Sausage Tales: Spend a Penny! One day I had just collected Sausage from school and was stopping off at the butchers shop on my way home. Whilst standing in the queue Sausage blurted out “Mum, I need a wee”. I … Continue reading
Sausage Tales: No smoke without fire?
One day whilst I was at work Sausage was being looked after by my Mum. When I arrived to pick him up he was sat on the chair totally silent… VERY unlike him. When I asked “what’s going on? Why … Continue reading
Straight to the point!
Sausage Tales: Sense of humour? So it was time for Sausage’s little sister to have her first injections at 3 months old. When I was called into the surgery at the clinic I obviously had to take Sausage in with … Continue reading
Sausage Tales: Dog Food!
There had recently been some wretched reports in the local papers of a satanic ring bust that had included many children. This had been a pretty horrific case and I had no desire to dwell on it. One fine day I was … Continue reading
Sausage Tales: Talking Well!
So, I had just collected Sausage from pre-school nursery class and stopped off at the Chemist’s shop on the way home. He was pottering about in the shop chattering away to himself when a rather large lady asked him his … Continue reading